PUA's/Game Gurus Are Cringeworthy Morons

  So I ran into a whining little wimp on twitter called @Lyall who exemplifies a lot of what I find most cringeworthy about the Game types/Pickup Artists; ignorance, numerical illiteracy, and social awkwardness.
  I do not have any idea how many times I have read some clueless gutless nimrod whine,

  "50% of marriages end in divorce. Women initiate the majority of divorces. Women will take your house, your money, and your kids. Marriage is HIGH RISK! Marriage is TOO DANGEROUS! Marriage is BAD!"

  Then you see someone who A) isn't brain dead and B) has read a book say,

  "Well, that isn't actually true."

  And what do the snivelers reply?

  "SOCIAL CONSERVATIVES ARE AS BAD AS FEMINISTS!"

  My usual response is,

  "Whatever, nancy"

  But every now and again I like to try to help people and/or point out what a stone-ignorant fucktard they are, so....

  First, the idea that '50% of marriage end in divorce' is a myth. That was never true. The actual divorce rate was never higher than about 40% and that was only in California. And the divorce rate has been declining for over 30 years and is still going down. In 2013 it was just under 20%.

  "But Mr. Patriarchy, the marriage rate is going down!"

  Shut up, kid, the raw number of marriages isn't what we are talking about. The point at hand is the odds of divorce. Don't try to redirect me.
  So only 1 in 5 first marriages ends in divorce. That is a Hell of a lot different than 50%, isn't it? Now, since we're dealing with the sorts of guys that think Talking To Girls is scary enough that they need to spend money on ebooks, spends months in forums discussing the ideas of girls, talking, and talking to girls, and then practice for weeks before trying it I am sure some of these 'men' think 20% is scaaaaary, so let's talk about how to reduce those odds.

  First, there are some things to avoid. Do not live with her before marriage. Be between her age and 6 years older than her. Don't argue about money (it is the arguing, not the money). do NOT have kids before marriage. And for heaven's sake. DON'T MARRY A SLUT. Further, don't use porn, don't cheat, and have a large family (more than 4 kids). Do these things and your divorce rate goes down.

  What does this sound like so far? That's right, it sounds like,

  "What Social Conservatives tell you to do"

  It gets better! Be religious, especially Catholic. Save money. Go to church at least once a week and regularly. Pray at home with your family. Have plenty of family at the wedding but have a cheap wedding. Don't use artificial birth control (especially not birth control pills).

  Hell, just marrying a virgin and going to church regularly reduces your odds of divorce to about 5%.

That's 1 in 20 for your Game types.

  So look at that list again. What is that list?
  That list is called
  Living and Thinking Like a Social Conservative

  So if you live and think like one of us, a SoCon, then your odds of divorce aabout 0.2%, which is 1 in 500 for you maroons, and effectively means 'one or the other actually just went crazy', which happens. And if your thin blood thinks those odds are too much, get a prenup.

  "But Mr. Patriarchy,"

  I hear the PUAs, Game types, and their other wimpy friends snivel,

  "Why would I ever get married? I just want to have sex and married people don't have sex."

  Actually, wrong again.
  First, marriage is  very good for people. Married people live longer, are healthier, happier, have more friends, etc. Married men make more money and married men with stay at home wives make a LOT for money.
  [No, you idiots, if a young man gets married and his wife stays at home he gets more raises and promotions than his peers. The younger he marries and the sooner his wife stays at home the larger the effect].
  And married people have more and better sex.
  Considering that losers like Deti are married, this means the average married guy must have a LOT of sex!

      Note: Ever wonder how Deti, the sort of spineless loser that couldn't get sex from his own wife for multiple years, is considered a source of knowledge to the losers of the Game sphere? I mean, seriously, why would anyone listen to the sort of nutless moron that needed someone  on the internet to teach him how to get his wife to have sex with him? All I can figure is that he is the man with one eye.

  So let's sum up.
  Social Conservatives are correct.
  Game types are losers.

  Move along.